how life is when you're a piece of trash

IVE BEEN GONE a LONG FUCKINGG TIME

first of all

this is what happens when you're gone for about 2 weeks

so i'll explain

at the beginning, what happened was that my dad noticed that the internet in our house had been slower than usual

so then we called at&t (thats how its spelled right??) and they told us we needed a new router

so then we got a router but it wasn't compatible with our other stuff bc it was too old

so then we ordered a new router from them and waited a week only to have them say "sorry we have no memory of you ever placing that order"

so then we decided to switch to comcast for internet and we waited about another week to get the package and find out we were missing a part

so that was roughly two days ago and now we got the package and HAVE INTERNET THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE THANK GOD

also when we didn't have a router only one computer worked and my dad had to use it to see what's happening, my mom for her work, and my sister for her schoolwork so that's why i wasn't on at all

alsO!!!!!!!

MY BROTHER LEFT FOR COLLEGE LAST WEDNESDAY AND I MISS HIM SO MUCH FUCK

i mean i'm happy that he got in the college he wanted and everything and that he can learn and get a good job but i just miss him so damn much

he was also the sibling that i never really fought with and most of the time he stopped me and my sister from fighting

now that thats out of the way i have one more story to tell

this is what happened in the cafeteria at school during the two weeks i was gone

aka the fucked up stories of liam and me

so first it started with this, liam had starbursts that he was eating and my friend stole it and in the midst of when he was trying to get it

it fell in my lap and he accidentally grabbed my vagina

so yea it was awkward and shit and liam was apologizing a lot

then when we're walking up the stairs liam asks if now that he's grabbed my vagina if he can slap my ass

and since he claims it was an accident (for what happens next) this is how i think it went down

i think he went to jokingly slap my ass but pull his hand away at the last second but he "accidentally" actually slapped my ass

(oh mygod this is probably gonna be such an awkward chapter i really didn't think this through)

then maybe two or so days later when liam stands up front the table to leave the cafeteria, he moves his arm and it hits my boobs

liam starts apologizing again and im just sitting there like "goddammit why is this happening to uS"

then the next days, he's singing a my chemical romance song with a juice packet in his hand and when he gets to the exciting part of it he accidentally squeezes his juice packet and it goes all over my shirt

aND THAT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND ANYTHING/EVERYTHING IN BETWEEN IS THE FUCKED UP STORIES OF LIAM AND ME

HOPE YOU ENJOYED THIS AWKWARD AS HELL CHAPTER

and if you're wondering why i haven't stopped being liam's friend its probably because i believe it would be stupid for me to end a friendship over that and that we just have one of those really fucked up friendships

but man its good to be back

- Grayson