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JOshler. BUCKLE UP MUTHERFUCKERS. ITS GONNA BE A BUMPY RIDE.
^^^When you want to update but you're too tired to brainstorm, but not tired enough to sleep.
It's 3am. Someone come knock my ass out please? Here's my address
666 sleep deprived, drive. It's on the corner of Give a Fuck, avenue, and right across the street from McDonalds.
Pls end my suffering.
Kill me
Kill me NOW
I would honestly say my emo game has went up 69% since my last nap.
Yeah, I don't sleep, I take naps.
Like, stays up 24 hours
Goes to sleep for two hours
Wakes up acting and looking like I just snorted cocaine of a hookers ass.
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This is my sister Alanna roasting a marshmallow with a lighter and lecturing me about my schizophrenic dog.
Like, no, the voices will kill you bïtch.
••• ACTUAL EVENT THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED •••
Okay so I'm on skype with my best best best best beam friend Kye, right?
Well, I was trying to fix the cigarette roller and talking to him at the same time.
I hear... Things from down that sounded like a conversation and occasionally laughing coming from hall. So I grab my phone with Kye still on the call and I go see what it was.
It was silent for a minute and when I turned around to walk back to said project o was working on earlier
I SHIT YOU NOT I HEARD People SAY
"Shave yo' nasty pussy!!"
And then said.
"DAMN, we might as well call this thing Chubaka!!"
And that was the story of how I died because someone didn't shave themselves.
