Things You Should Know Before Befriending Me

44 1 0
                                    

One: I am an asshole. I say things that shouldn't be said even at serious times.

Two: I always avoid arguments. But when you won't dismiss it, prepare yourself. I might hurt your feelings because I have a lethal tongue. Be careful. It might leave a scar.

Three: I fucking hate compliments. Keep your opinions of me to yourself. (Just kidding, though. I secretly like it.)

Four: I am random. One minute, I'm talking about parallel universe, the next, I am already spouting scientific terms. Guess what? I am reviewing for my examinations, ignoring you!

Five: When you notice I'm not talking to you, just ignore me. It only means I'm screaming inside.

Six: I can fake emotions. Like seriously, I might look like I am interested but, guess what? I'm not. I'm bored as fuck but I won't tell you that. I sometimes feel like a student, obliged to listen to your boring lectures like teachers do every time.

Seven: I love playing with words. I can be sarcastic or serious as hell. Good luck finding out which one!

Eight: I am a highly trained liar. I might say I'm enjoying your company but I'm not. I do things even though I hate it. You won't notice it.

Nine: I have this urge to push people away. If you can tolerate that and chooses to stay, God, I'll treasure you forever.

Ten: I am not sensitive. I would say I'm highly susceptible to feeling a lot.

Eleven: I hate myself. If you could keep up with my suffocating thoughts, I'll love you forever.

Twelve: If you prove you are worth my trust, I won't push you away.

Thirteen: If you can handle my random mood swings and keep up with my attitude, I promise you this: I'll never ever leave you alone.

WordsWhere stories live. Discover now