H2OVanoss & Bitches

Rare Impossibility (H2OVanoss)

Updated: 2/23/17 or 23/2/17

Two straight weeks of morning sickness, left Jonathan with no choice but to conform to Evan's wishes and see a doctor. He hated hospitals, not that he was afraid of the needles or surgical tools he just had a strong dislike of them. He thought it was a bad experience in a past life and he told Evan this only for his partner to stare at him, smile, and kiss his forehead. 

"It's gonna be okay. I'm right here," Evan smiled and gave a reassuring squeeze to which Jonathan simply nodded resting his head on Evan's shoulder before falling asleep.

It was much longer until the door opened and Jonathan opened his eyes. 

Immediately he covered his mouth and ran to the small bathroom his breakfast making an undesired reappearance. He walked out after rinsing his mouth, Evan looking at him worried, and he looked to the doctor. "So doc. Am I dying?" he asked sarcastically. 

The doctor looked at both men. "You two are gonna want to sit down." He told. Jonathan's heart sank. Cancer was his first thought. 'No, it can't be. I don't smoke, my parents didn't, it doesn't run in my family.' the doctor opened his files and set them on the small computer.

"What I'm about to tell you two is most likely the rarest medical case in the world with only one other recorded case since 1868, but first I have some other news. Jonathan you're... a hermaphrodite." Evan and Jonathan looked at the man confused "Hermapra-what?" Jonathan asked confused. 

The man removed his glasses. "A hermaphrodite is a person with both male and female sex organs. Jonathan, you have a set of ovaries, not only that you have uterus as well. It's a rare impossibility. A medical anomaly." Evan leaned against the wall next to Jonathan still holding his hand.  

"So? What does this have to do with anything? How does it explain the-the puking, nausea, or the hot flashes? What about the mood swings?" the doctor grabbed his file and looked it over "Like I said, Jonathan has two ovaries and a uterus which is functional... He's pregnant." Jonathan's eyes widened and Evan suddenly light-headed "W-what?" Jonathan asked again "You're nine weeks pregnant Mr. Conor." Evan started loosing balance toppling over but was caught by his boyfriend's quick hand. "Evan!?" Jonathan called out as Evan's vision faded to black, Jonathan's yelling being the last thing he heard before everything went silent.

--

He woke some hours later, his head hurting like he'd just gotten beaten with a mallet and his memory fuzzy. "You're awake," he heard Jonathan say next to him. "How are you feeling?" he asked. Evan rubbed his temples. "My head hurts," he groaned. 

Jonathan nodded leaving and returning a few moments later with a glass of water and some pills. "What do you remember?" Jonathan asked. Evan shook his head. "Not much, we were at the hospital we were talking with the doc, then everything went black." Jonathan nodded and put his head on Evan's chest.

"We got some news, and I am still trying to wrap my head around it. I don't know what to do, Evan... I want to keep it," he sobbed "I really do, but I'm leaving it up to you." he sniffled wiping his eyes and looking at him. 

Evan shook his head. "What are you talking about Jay?" he asked, worried for his boyfriend. Jonathan looked at him his cyan-blue eyes watery, cheeks red and tear stained. "I'm pregnant," he huffed, "never in my entire life, did I think I would get to say those words. But, like I said. It's... It's all up to you," Jonathan had a pleading look in his eyes as Evan stared at the man wrapped in a ball, softly crying into his chest.

Evan ran a hand through his partner's hair, tracing his ear, and jaw line. "Let's do it," he whispered and Jonathan looked back up at him, shocked, "Jonathan... I love you, no matter what. A baby ain't gonna change a damn thing. It'll be tough, but I'll do it as long as I'm with you." he kissed him softly, pulling away with two simple words on his lips. "Marry me?" he asked. Jonathan's eyes widened and his lip trembled as he nodded his head "Yes." 

--

Jonathan stared down at the silver band on his finger, breaking out of his trance as he felt calloused hands stroke up and down his side. "Have you thought of any names?" Evan asked pressing an ear to his soft stomach. 

Jonathan smiled and nodded. "I've only come up with a few," Evan smiled and nodded "So are you gonna tell me his name?" Evan asked excitedly. 

Jonathan chuckled and shook his head. "You have to wait just like the others." Evan groaned laying his head on the small lump. "Come on... tell me," he whined, and Jonathan laughed "Lafayette," he said simply. 

Evan smiled. "That's different. But what's his full name?" Evan pushed and Jonathan rolled his eyes. "Have you come up with a name or have you not really given it any thought?" Evan sighed tapping his temple "My mom's surname was Mai. I was thinking about " Jonathan smiled "I like it."

Jonathan layed on his side facing Evan. "Lafayette Heiden Mai-Fong." Evan hummed in approval and Jonathan chuckled when he nuzled into the crook of Jonathan's neck "I love you, Jay." Jonathan smiled again "I love you too, Evan." Jonathan sighed "Some times I wonder if this is really happening, or if I'm hooked up to some machine and this is all a dream." 

Evan sighed. "Don't think like that, I know for sure that this is all very real." Jonathan chuckled "Yeah, okay. What ever you say."

--

Hello again! Don't really care much for Mpreg, I think it's something that'd make more sense in a shifter/werewolf AU but if it's done the right way I find it kinda cute in a way. But, whatevs. I think I did well on this, tell me what you guys think and I'll know what to improve if I ever do it again.