H2OVanoss & Bitches

Hatef*ck (Vantoonz)

When you got the hots for someone, how do you compete against their best friend? Especially when the guy hates your guts. 

Well, it's simple really... You fuck with him. Roughly. Against the lockers. At the local gym. During class...

It's not recommended.

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Luke had no reason to hate Evan, none what so ever. Except for the fact that he openly, and constantly, flirted with Jonathan and it pissed him off to no end. Enough so that he's always been a little rough to the guy, and Evan returns the gesture in kind. 

So it was MMA night at the gym. They were teamed up with each other and as you can guess, things got a little bloody...

Luke ducked under the punch and dove into him, taking him down and raising his fist in the air before bringing it down and punching Evan square into the nose. He rolled off and was instantly back up on his feet, but Evan used his position to tangle their legs, knocking Luke down and getting a few good hits in on his sides and arms.

Eventually, the instructor realized that they might actually give each other more than just minor concussions and told them to get cleaned up at hit the bags instead of each other.

And that's where it started.

"So... Jonathan," Evan said casually as Luke ran shampoo through his hair, he squinted his eyes and glared over at the younger man. "What about him?" he gruffed out and Evan spoke with a smirk in his voice. "I bet he's got some nice moves..." 

Luke clenched his fist and closed his eyes, rinsing the soap from his hair. "And you would want to know why?" he asked, turning around and glaring at Evan's tone back muscles as the younger man scrubbed over them with a bar of soap. 

"Come on Luke, do a bro a favor. Hook me up with him?" he asked smugly, looking over his shoulder with a smirk and Luke scoffed. "Why don't you fuck a porcupine instead, it's almost as much of a prick as you are," Luke grit out before he turned off the shower head and wrapped a towel around his hips.

He was drying his hair off when Evan joined him in the locker room. "C'mon man! He looks like a lot of fun. If you know what I mean," Evan smirked and Luke threw his towel down, snapping around and grabbing the man by the throat, slamming him against the metal lockers.

But he still had that fucking smirk on his face. "A nerve it seems I did touch," Evan said in a mocked Yoda voice and Luke growled, tightening his grip, but the smirk still never left his stupid face and it just made Luke even more pissed off the more he looked at it.

He didn't know why he thought his solution to the problem was a good one. But it worked.

Luke crushed their lips together harshly, the irony taste of blood spreading over his tongue as Evan's dull nails dug into his shoulder and hip, pulling him closer. Luke reached down at tore off Evan's towel, leaving him naked and exposed fueling his own growing hard-on before his towel fell away on its own from the movement of their bodies. 

Luke's hand was still tight around Evan's neck and the younger man's breathing was heavy and labored as he lifted his legs, Luke's left hand held up one leg and he moved the other one to hook over his shoulder before he put their rest of their weight into the lockers and thrust in without warning. 

"Fuck-" Evan grit out, "We should fight-" he was cut off with a groan and his head slacked back against the lockers before snapping back up with a lustful look in his eyes, "We should fight more often." Luke let go of his neck to cover his mouth. "Shut the fuck up before I actually fuckin' kill you," he grumbled as he began to thrust wildly into the younger man. 

Evan's head banged into the lockers with a rhythmic 'ting' along with his groaning into Lukes palm. He came first, moaning gutturally into Lukes hand while the older man continued to brutally thrust up into him as his body tightened around his cock. 

Luke, not really sure what he was doing any more at this point, bit down harshly into Evan's collarbone, feeling the fleshy grit between his teeth as Evan gasped into his hand, he came suddenly and felt lightheaded with pleasure as Evan's hands dug deeply into his hips, trying, and succeeding, at pulling even deeper. 

They were both breathing heavily as they just waited there for a moment, either in shock or bliss, neither one couldn't tell. It was just a small stretch of time where things began to clear up and Luke moved them away from the lockers, resting himself against the shower tiles and sliding down to the floor.

Evan's chest rose with each heavy breath and his weight in Lukes lap was slowly becoming a content feeling.

But then the door opened. 

The two quickly scurried to make it seem like nothing had happened, Luke tossed Evan a towel,  even though they were both dry as a bone, and wrapped one around his waist in order to make it seem like what just happened didn't actually happen.

Jonathan stumbled through the door, lips locked with their gym instructor, Brian, and a hand pulling down his gym shorts as he was shoved into a locker. Brian caught sight of the two and froze, wide-eyed and mortified.

The only thing Luke and Evan could do was scoff, at both their stupidity and their sudden realization. The two quickly pulled their shorts on and made their way out of the building, but before Luke could put this place in his rearview mirror, a hand grabbed his shoulder.

He turned around, expecting to see Jonathan, but was surprised to see Evan. He held up a slip of paper and smirked. "This was going to before Jonathan but... well, let's just say things have changed."

Luke gave him a crooked look and Evan rolled his eyes. "Your dicks big and I've always wanted a sugar daddy with a bushy beard," Evan said as he grabbed him by the hem of his shorts and pulled him into a rough kiss, "So take this, and we can fuck whenever," he said, and with a wink he walked off.

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Hello again! My first ever Vantoonz, woo-hoo! I ran into this song again after god knows how long and I just couldn't help myself, so take this smut while I continue to work in the background on both the Everybody Loves Delirious episodes and my most recent book.