H2OVanoss & Bitches

Dumdum's and Head (MiniCat)

Tyler will never know what is more terrifying. The ocean filled with unknown creatures, or Craig with a damn lollipop.

Apparently, Craig has a sucker addiction and because of the fact, he always has one with him. And that in and of itself makes being around him a form of pure torture.

The way his lips wrap around it so perfectly, or the little flare of breath he does when he's basically deep throating a tootsie pop, and don't get him started on the way all the blood he can spare goes south when Craig smacks his lips together.

But the thing that drives him absolutely up the wall fucking crazy, is when Craig looks at him with that fucking smile and licks his lips before taking it in his mouth and just... fuck him running. This is how he's going to die.

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And as fate has it, it lands them here. Waiting for Marcel and Luke so that they can all hang out like normal people for once instead of youtube stars.

They were just chilling in Craig's new apartment waiting for the two in a peaceful silence. That is until Craig got up, went to the kitchen, and got a tub of ice-cream from the freezer. "Fuck me," Tyler whimpered as Craig sat down.

The creek of the old couch he had drowned out his words and Craig paid him no mind as he took a delicate scoop and sucked it off the spoon with a smack of his lips as he pulled it away.

Tyler had to bite his lip so he wouldn't groan at the sound. But he also had another predicament or rather a pre'dick'ament because now his hard dick was outlined by his jeans and he wouldn't dare shift his leg to hide it because he would make a sound that neither man would ever want to hear in their lives and would, in turn, make Tyler want to crawl into a dark hole and die.

So instead he turned his focus to the TV and tried his best to ignore the sound of Craig sucking the ice-cream off his spoon. But Tyler was never one for self-control and caught himself staring at Craig's lips more that at the TV.

Craig, of course, took notice of this eventually and gave him that same fucking smile that had Tyler internally groaning at the many, many fantasies that had just run through his mind.

Eventually, for Tyler's sake, he finished the small tub and got up to go grab something else, but not before catching a glimpse of Tyler's, uh... pre'dick'ement and smiling, which Tyler didn't seem to notice because he was now able to focus on the TV.

Craig knew he had a fully stocked jar of candy in his room which is why he dumped it out on his bed before making a sound of distress and stomping out to the living room with a huff.

"What's wrong?" Tyler asked from his spot on the couch and the fact that he caught Tyler's attention in the first place nearly made him squeak in victory, yet her merely smiled with his back turned to the man before resuming his "angered" state.

"I have no candy left," he whined half-heartedly slamming the jar on the coffee table making Tyler sigh in relief. "Well if I had a sucker to give you I would," he chuckled. This had Craig looking at him with that smile. That terrifying smile that Tyler knew he got when he had an idea and he could feel the heat rising to his cheeks and the tips of his ears.

"Oh, but, Tyler," he cooed. "You do have a sucker for me," he told, the fucking smile never leaving his face as he spread Tyler's legs showing off the prominent outline of his hard-on.

"Uh, Mi- Craig...?" he questioned the man's actions, but Craig just chuckled and shook his head. His tongue wetting his lips and Tyler let out a strangled moan. "Am I getting you excited?" Craig asked as he unzipped Tyler's pants.

"N-no-AH! God yes!" Tyler groaned as Craig licked his hard dick through the fabric of his boxers. Craig hummed looking up at him as his head tilted back again.

The younger of the two took no time in easily stripping Tyler of his boxers before he smiled. "No different from a tootsie pop, eh Tyler?" he asked and Tyler huffed. "I think this is way different from a damn sucker!" he gasped when Craig began to stroke his dick.

"I wonder how many licks it takes to get to your center, huh, Tyler?" Craig hummed as he dragged his tongue over the head of Tyler's dick before taking it in his mouth making the taller man groaned. "C-Craig!" he gasped, his mouth forming an "O" shape as Craig smiled, licking and swirling his tongue focusing on the head.

Craig pulled off a moment later with a satisfying 'pop' and leaned closer to him. "You wanna know why I like suckers?" he asked and Tyler nodded dumbly dazed by the realization of what's happening. "They're amazing practice. But the real thing is way better."

Tyler felt Craig's breath against his hot skin making goosebumps crawl up his arms before Craig took him in his mouth. "Oh, fuck!" Tyler groaned as the warm hollow of Craig's mouth sucked him down, fisting his hair and gripping the cushion he's sitting on tightly. It took most of the conscious effort Tyler could spare for him not to buck his hips forward.

It's not how he really imagined it for their first time, but hey. The living room couch is far better than a hole in the wall bathroom at a PAX convention, wouldn't you agree?

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Hello again! Okay so, just a head's up (hehe get it... head's.. nevermind) this might be the last one I'm gonna be able to post for a while. Now I won't go into reason because, well no need to tip off the cops XD. But anyway, jokes aside, I might be going dark for a bit, I don't know how long but I do promise you guys I will be back as soon as I can. I'm HEllmersy, and this is Dumdum's and Head.