H2OVanoss & Bitches

The Fuckmothering Vampire (H2OVanoss)

Jonathan loves Halloween. It's his favorite holiday aside from Christmas and it's that simple fact alone that makes it Evan's favorite too. 

Jonathan twirled the small carving knife between his fingers effortlessly like a quarter. "Hmm..." he hummed in thought, thinking about what he should carve into the last pumpkin. He's already got the Jason mask on one, it was easy seeing as how he's been doing it since he was a teenager, but what he should do for the next design eluded him.

"Hey, Del! I'm gonna go grab the candy for the kids tomorrow, you want anything in particular?" Evan yelled from downstairs and Jonathan didn't respond so he sighed and grabbed the key's racking his brain for anything Jonathan seemed to particularly like. By the time he got to the car he just shrugged and figured the man would have to deal with candy corn.

(that shit is fucking good alright! Fight me!)

When Evan got back his house the walls vibrated with music and he smiled before he stepped in and the wall of sound encased him. His fingertips tingled as he continued to make his way down the hall, setting the candy down on the small table outside the room they shared before entering and arched his eyebrows at the sight. 

Jonathan was hanging upside down from the ceiling like a bat. His legs were wrapped around the chin-up bar that Evan used from time to time when he didn't feel like going to the gym and his face was red indicating that he had been like that for at least two or three minutes. He turned off the music and Jonathan immediately glanced over at him and smiled before trying to get down, but his foot got stuck and he fell with a loud scream followed by a thud. 

Evan rushed to his side but simply looked down at his boyfriend with a blank, yet affectionate, look. "What the hell were you doing?" he asked blandly and Jonathan looked up at him from his spot on the ground. "Uh... Lookin' for instaration- I mean insparation, or..."

Evan chuckled and shook his head. "I think you mean, Inspiration, Del, with an I," he said, holding out a hand for the man to take. Jonathan chuckled sheepishly and took hold of his hand. When he was on his feet Evan pulled him into a kiss and Jonathan tossed the knife down on the bed. "How was the store? Packed I'd assume," Jonathan mumbled between his lips and Evan sighed and nodded. 

"Eh, wasn't as bad as it has been in the past. As much as I hate to say it, it seems Halloween is a dying holiday."

Jonathan pouted. "I mean, I get where you're coming from... but at the same time, I have to call total bullshit," he stated, poking him in the chest and picking the carving knife back up off the bed. He tapped his chin a few times before he pursed his lips and groaned, viciously stabbing the pumpkin a few times, giggling to himself.

Evan gave him the 'really' look making Jonathan chuckle again and Evan sighed. "There are honestly times where I question your sanity, but you make insanity look hot so I keep my mouth shut," Evan said with a smile. 

Jonathan looked over at him and turned on his knees, grabbing his hand and looking in his eyes. "My dearest Evan, would you do me the grestest, uh..." the two laughed at his jumbled speech and Evan had to hold his smile back so he could let Jonathan finish what he was about to say, "Would you be the Harley Quinn to my Joker?" Jonathan asked. Evan rolled his eyes but laughed nonetheless and nodded. "Whatever you say puddin'."

Suddenly Jonathan's eyes widened and he let out an excited gasp, turning right back around and instantly started carving the pumpkin. Evan raised a brow but just shrugged, grabbing the candy he stashed in his pocket and flopped down on the bed. From what he could tell it was a pair of playing cards likely representing the two characters they had just mentioned.

Evan watched him from the bed. Popping a few pieces of candy corn into his mouth as he watched Jonathan aimingly carve the pumpkin while on his knees, shaking his ass around in the air as he moved around and completely unaware that Evan was staring at him. He wasn't even trying to hide it or the fact that he had a hard-on while Jonathan was mindlessly shaking his ass about.

Evan mindlessly reached out for the belt loop on Jonathan's jeans and the man stopped his movements, looking back at him momentarily before resuming his pumpkin carving. Evan just continued, pulling down his pants just enough to hook his finger into the hem of his boxers before pulling them the rest of the way down.

Evan bit his lip and smiled as he reached into the bag, grabbing the set of cheap plastic vampire teeth he couldn't resist buying. He got down off the bed and sat behind Jonathan kissing up his back and smirking whenever Jonathan let out a breathless gasp until he was arched over him, kissing the back of his neck.

He leaned closer, his tongue darting out to lick the shell of Jonathan's ear making him shudder. "I vwant to fuck your ass," Evan said in what was his best attempt at a Romanian accent. Jonathan started laughing immediately after and Evan followed suit. 

It took a moment for both of them to catch their breath but when they finally did Jonathan just shimmied out of his pants and got back on his knees, continuing his previous task. When Evan didn't move Jonathan took it as a sign to explain and he sighed. "I'm almost finished with this, but I also know how impatient you are so why don't you do your thing while I do mine and if you get me to cum before I finish I'll wear whatever costume you want me to at the party tomorrow, deal?"

Jonathan didn't have to ask twice, BatJokes would be the ultimate couples costume and Evan really wants to see him in that fucking Joker suit. He instantly buried his face between the man's cheeks, licking over his hole and pushing the muscle deeper all while Jonathan gasped and spazzed, but stayed working on his jack o lantern.

Evan grumbled after a moment taking the fake teeth out so he could go even deeper until he was smoothly sliding in and out of Jonathan's hole. He pulled back and wiped his mouth, admiring the puckering beauty before he unzipped his own pants. He leaned back over and nipped at the back of Jonathan's neck before slowly working his way in.

Jonathan groaned letting his head fall forward for a moment before he went back to carving and Evan smirked when he saw Jonathan's hands start to shake. He was almost done by the looks of it and Evan was intrigued by the design but focused on the task at hand and start to slowly maneuver his hips.

He could see the goosebumps rising on Jonathan's arms and the back of his neck and he smirked as he reaches around to take hold of one of his hardened nipples, rubbing it between his fingers and noticed when Jonathan almost dropped the carving tool. 

He started thrusting faster and faster reaching around with his other hand to take hold of Jonathan's cock and begin pumping him in time with his thrusts until the man underneath him came with a loud groan before going limp.

Evan chuckled and slowed down, leaning over Jonathan again to press kisses in between his shoulder blades until his orgasm was close and he pulled out completely. Jonathan shuddered when he did and sat up grabbing him by the collar of his shirt and pulling him into a hard kiss.

"You win," Jonathan stated and Evan mentally cheered as he watched Jonathan get up on shaky legs to get redressed. Evan got up and went behind him, wrapping an arm around his middle before kissing him on the cheek. "Happy Halloween Mista J."

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