Note: I made this book when I was 14 and there's a lot of cringey things in there and I have definitely changed as a person. The things I put in there do not align with my values anymore and if I had the time to edit this book, I would. SORRY IN ADV...
"GO DO THE DISHES!!" said every mom on planet Earth.
I HAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTEEEEEEEEE washing the dishes!!!!!
I don't need to explain why, but I will anyway:
1) They make my nails smell NASTY! And did you know the chemicals from dish soap can weaken your nails?
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2) I don't bite my nails often, but when I do, I remember I washed the dishes and instantly STAHP. Washing dishes has ruined by favourite hobby!!
edit: OMGOGMGOMGOGMOMGOMG I JSUT READ THE NASTIEST THING EVER, do yall knwo what pinworms r? its this worn thing that looks like a thread, which is why its also called threadworms, it lives in ur intestines but it lays eggs in the skin surrounding ur butt. but anyways one of the "symptoms" is scratching ur butt (cuz its hella itchy i guess) and i was reading stuff on how to avoid it AND ITS LIKE DONT BITE UR NAILS CUZ WHEN U SCRATCH UR ASS U CAN CATCH IT AND THEN IT CAN GO IN UR INTESTINE ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh eweweww i was so disgusted sooo...........
DONT BITE UR NAILS CUZ U CAN GET PINWORMS :)
brought to u by your local dentists
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IM SO RANDOM WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME😂😂😂
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