Note: I made this book when I was 14 and there's a lot of cringey things in there and I have definitely changed as a person. The things I put in there do not align with my values anymore and if I had the time to edit this book, I would. SORRY IN ADV...
(@Zbanana11 thanks for the idea luv, srry it's late......and terrible)
How Muslim parents make a big deal out of everything:
Going out with friends:
"Are there going to be boys there?"
"What time are you coming back?"
"Who are you playing with and do I know their moms?"
edit: playing?😂😂what grade was i in when i made this rant😂😂
"What is their life story?"
edit: basically😂
"What are you going to be doing?"
"Can you take your siblings with you?
"What, why not?!"
"If they do something dangerous, leave immediately."
"If a boy comes along, leave immediately."
"If there's a stranger, yell for help."
"Don't go anywhere where there's no people."
Etc etc....
When you do something you weren't supposed to do:
"Did I not tell you to not do that again or was I speaking Indian?!"
"How many times have I told you?! It's not good, don't do it again!"
"You always do this! Don't do it again!"
"(50 0ther versions of 'don't do it again')"
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Shopping:
"Nope, too tight."
"Do you have to go to the men's section?"
edit: unless u dont want me to find pants my size😂
"Why can't you wear nice dresses instead of these baggy sweatshirts?"
"Find something longer than this!"
"It's too tight."
Everything I show them:
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Movies:
"What is this?!"
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"They're kissing, why are you watching this?! LOOK AWAY OR SHUT THIS MOVIE RIGHT NOW!!"
*watching 'Moana'* "That's haraam, there's no such thing as God of the wind and sea."
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"This is all haraam, you're influencing your siblings."
"What is the point of watching this, you're not learning anything, it's all crap."
"(50 other versions of 'this is haraam')"
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Jobs:
"Will you be a doctor when you grow up?"
"Being a doctor is such a good job! You work your ass off for 50 years with a ton of stress and projects, only to have to work your ass off for another 50 years to get a job which is a low-paying secretary and you deal with all these sick nasty patients.......Ahhh, such a good job."
"Have you heard of Zainab? Your cousin? She already have their own office and she gets a dozen thousand a month blahblahblahblahblahblah."
"I mean, it's only for your benefit. You don't have to be a doctor. A nurse is good too. As long as you're in the medical field."
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Makeup:
"Why are you wearing makeup?! *just lip gloss* Wipe it off right now!"
"You don't need to attract any more attention."
"It's all just a waste of money."
"You don't need makeup...you also don't need the attention of boys."
