Note: I made this book when I was 14 and there's a lot of cringey things in there and I have definitely changed as a person. The things I put in there do not align with my values anymore and if I had the time to edit this book, I would. SORRY IN ADV...
Me: Bitch, you asked if you looked good, I said no. Deal with the truth.
#2:
Friend: What do you think of this?
Me: It's terrible. What were you thinking?
Friend: Stop being so mean. No wonder you don't have friends.
Me: Ouch, that didn't hurt at all.
#3:
Friend: Isn't this great!?
Me: Yeah, it's great! GREATly sucks
Friend: Being friends with you is such abuse.
Me: Being friends with you gives me migraines.
#4:
Teacher: You're a very smart student.
Me: Tell me something I didn't know.
#5:
Me: I ABSOLUTELY HATE THIS SONG! Turn it fucking off.
Friend: You're so honest about everything. Does it hurt to lie a little and have some sympathy, you idiot?!
Me: Of course it hurts! I don't want to go to hell. And stop trying to change me, I'm a sympathy-less person.
#6:
Friend: *does something stupid*
Me: You're such a stupid idiot, how do you live?!
Friend: You're so mean! Like stop.
Me: You're so stupid! Like stop.
(Any other scenarios?)
I know these scenarios make me seem like a complete bitch, and let's be honest, I AM😂 But you call it being a bitch, I call it spitting out the truth in a very harsh, cruel, cold way.
If you sensitive and want to be my friend........
HAHEHAHEHAHE😂😂😂😂STOP CRACKING ME UP, I'D ROAST YOU EVERYDAY.
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