I was studying for Science and we had an Astronomy unit.
Y'all know the planet Uranus? Like, the last planet or something?
Wait...*mumbles* My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Noodles.....yeah it's seventh.
Anyway, you know the jokes that go like ur anus and crap like that?
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Did you know Uranus spins on its side?
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That got me thinking....did scientists name it that because it's spinning on its "butt" and not upright like the other planets?
Is it's "anus" facing Earth?
Does it fart?
Is it filled with some sort of butt aliens??
Did that scientist name it that on purpose or is she/he an idiot?
(It's probably a he, gurls are too smart. LOL jk....not.)
That's what I think about Uranus.
(BTW, how do you pronounce it? Is it your-anus or your-anis?)
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