(Origin character by trash panda balls on tumblr)
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Pay: "wear heelies to escape ur feelies!"
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Pay: "can I get a Hello?!?"
@everybody: "nah."
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Pay: "they say 70% of you is h2o."
Pay: "the other thirty percent if me wants to die!"
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Pay: *falls into wheelchair*
Pay: "I have crippling depression!"
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Pay: *cri*
Pay's Daddy: "baby boy why you crying?"
Pay: "to get your attention."
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*graceful bow*
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