Matt as a merman tho
Imagine
He'd gave way to many freckles.
He'd have the normal tail fin but also pelvic fin to keep him stable.
He's really clumsy. Even in water.
He has a terrible singing voice and gets bullied for it.
His tail is purple
He is technically an amphibious mammal (made that up HAH)
He Really loves Edd wayyy to much
Tom has been splashed many times by Matt's magnificent arrivals. (Which usually go wrong in some way but he makes it work)
Ringo actually likes him.
He secretly talks to Jon from time to time.
He helps Edd and crew when
They need it
Doesn't know who Tord is (I want to keep it that way bless his soul he cannot be around those ass eat-)
And he'd be so fucking adorable I can't
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