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Matt: Tom.
Tom: Matt.
Matt: idfk how to get in Edds pants help
Tom: IM HAVN THE SAME PROBLEM WTH TRD
Matt: RLLY
Tom: YH
*next week*
Edd: And then they screamed for two minutes straight.
Eduardo: ......
Edd: But srsly tho Matt's the most beautiful and important-
Eduardo: I'm fuccin done
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Eduardo: Hey hey Mark
Mark: what
Eduardo: what do you call a troubled abused ghost?
Mark: what?
Eduardo: Jon.
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Jon: FUCC HIM
Lucifer: sure I can just *begins planning torture methods*
Jon: WAIT NO I LOV HIM-
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