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TordMatt p.3

YOU GUYS CHOSE A
SO YA GET THIS

Matt grunted. Another flaring pain shot up his jaw.
He stopped and took a breath. Too bad he couldn't find any Ibuprofen. Everything hurt.
From his swollen and black eye to his sprained and bloodied ankle. He looked around Tord's house for the last time. He'd be sneaking out today. No question. After last night, he couldn't possibly stay.

He opened the front door, walked out onto the grass of the lawn, on to the concrete of the sidewalk. He walked to the nearest buss station, limping so his ankle wouldn't hurt any worse. But he was used to it.He waited until the buss arrived and got on. Paying his toll, he headed to the back of the buss. Tord would've been notified of Matt's disappearance by now. The buss began to move. It was supposed to take him all the way to Manchester. He sat back. His phone began to buzz.

'Where are you you little shit?'

'Where are you?'

'When I find you, I'm gonna drill into your tigh-'

Matt stopped reading. He didn't want to be reminded of last night. A person sat down next to him.

"Hey. Where you headed?"

"Manchester."

"That's a bit far."

"I need to get away from here."

"Huh. So I'm Hellucard."

"Hellucard? From first year?"

"Oh my god Matt it that you? What happened? Why are you bleeding-"

"Hell- listen don't tell anyone ever you saw me here. I'm just a dude who got I-in a fight. A-and of y-you t-t-tell anyone you s-saw m-me, it will g-get you k-ki-"

"Killed."

"Y-yes! N-now move seats because y-your allergic t-to my s-shirt."

Hellucard faked a sneeze.

"Aww dude is that wool?"

He said father loudly.

"Y-yeah."

"Dude im fatally allergic to that shit-"

"Oh my-"

"I'm moving- don't take it seriously."

Hellucard stood up and moved to another seat. Matt realized Tord could be tracking him by his phone. He pulled it out of his Poland opened his window. He threw the phone out. He began to cry. He gripped his sides and more tears streamed onto his face.

He took a deep breath and tried to calm down.

"Safe. I-I'm safe. He c-can't get m-me."

PS IF YOU CHOOSE B MATT WOULDA KILLED HIMSELF