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Tord (2004) x Red leader

doodlewhy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) TORD ON TORD ACTION

Red leader stepped out of his time machine, the first prototype, into the past. It was long ago here, before he even left for the first time. Looking around a bit, he saw himself, staring back at himself, with wide eyes. He had two eyes then. Wow. His trench coat was on and he looked like he was about to go for a stroll.

"Good evening me-"

"It's morning, and holy fuck!"

Red leader forgot haw irritable his past self was.

"Interrupt me again and I will stab you, Tord."

"But you are Tord! And wouldn't that kill you?!"

"Time paradoxes are a hoax. Every second is a universe all on its own. We can travel between them and back, wreaking havoc in the 'past' and come back to a totally normal 'present.'"

"Wowza."

"Stop sawing that word, it looses you a girl."

"I don't like girls."

"You do in the 'future'."

Tord stared stared him blankly. He shifted uncomfortably.

"So uhhhh."

"Wanna bang?"

"SURE."

AND THEN THEY SMASHED

THE END