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IM SORRY

(I am angry, sad, and disappointed in you.)

(How do I write a vore fic?)

(okay, HEREWEGO!)

Tord heard a soft scuttling near him. He turned around too see a tiny Matt trying to climb into a ritz crackers box. So that's where he went.

Let's just say the shrink ray wasn't his best idea.

Tord picked up the small Matt by the hood of his over coat. Matt squeaked and kicked his feet wildly. Matt looked up at him and Tord saw the relief wash over Matt's features.

"Tord! I'm so glad it's you!"

Matt squeaked. It was taking all Tord had not to laugh about this situation.

"Please fix this! It's so weird being small!"

Tord smiled. He had just gotten a thought, a very bad one at that.

"Torfid? Why are you smiling! Fix me!"

Tord could see Matt's tiny fists flailing in anger. Tord also got slightly angry himself at the use of his real name. Tord brought Matt closer to his face and inspected the tiny ginger. He glared and Matt faltered. He stopped flailing and put his hands up defensively. As if that was going to do anything. Tord smiled broader. Matt whimpered.

"Uhh, T-Tord?"

Tord didn't respond. He just opened his mouth and held Matt above it. Matt let out a tiny scream.

(AAAAAND IM DONE.)