EddMatt & TomTord (At the same time 0•0)

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Edd pulled the rainbow tank top on. He smiled at Matt, who had just bought it for him. Tord was trying to get Tom to wear one, but Tom refused.

"I'm glad we could make it."

Matt said happily. He joined hands with Edd.

"Yeah. I'm just happy no homophobes are ruining it."

They were currently at a pride parade. Tom grumbled and finally put of the rainbow tank top. He and Tord joined hands.

"So guys," Tord asked, "What're we doing for lunch?"

"I don't know." Matt smiled at the thought of eating though. They had left home so early that there was no time for breakfast.

"Maybe some cheeky Nando's?" Of course Tom would request alcohol. Tord laughed and kissed cheek.
Tom blushed and poked his side.

Edd and Matt were laughing about something when they heard it.

"All gays will go to hell! Repent your sins! Follow god!" A preacher holding a bible and a sign that read 'god hates all homosexuals' was screaming at Edd, Tom, Matt, and Tord in particular.

Tord was pissed. He was about to start throwing shade but Tom held him back.

Edd just laughed. Matt snickered. Tom, being the asshole he is, flipped the preacher off while leaning up to kiss Tord. Tord kissed back.

Edd and Matt, taking inspiration from the other two gays, kissed too.

THEN TORD THREW SOME SHADE.

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