HERES SOME SHITTY AUS
AU where Tord can grow tentacles *lenny*
AU where Matt's over coat is blue instead of green SO HE DOESNT LOOK LIKE THE FUCKING HULK
AU where Tom's face is replaced with that of Pepe the frog
AU where Matt isn't a smol bean (worst AU ever -1000/10)
AU where Edd wears lipstick and his cola cans are covered in it
AU where they all have six fingers (THE AUTHOR OF THE JOURNALS, MY BROTHER)
AU where Tom has braces
AU where Edd wears panties, not because it's kinky, but because he hates boxers/briefs
AU where Matt's skin is purple, edds is green, Tom's is blue, and Tord's is red
AU where Matt is constantly holding knitting needles but he's never knitting
AU where Tom likes to play with those weird springy door stop things (you know them)
AU where sober Tom is completely irrational and basically another Matt
AU where Tord actually got the giant robot, Tom dies, Matt dies, and Edd dies.
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FanfictionThis book is like- Trash. Yep. I only write my OTPs and requests bcuz I'm trash. Opts: MattTord EddMatt TomTord EduardJon TomJon Poppet POLYAMORY ALL