Edd looked at the TV. He'd had a lazy day (aka eating his brains out) and was sitting on the couch. He wasn't really invested in Pr.Why all that much because of the sound of Matt's annoyed grunts. He seemed to be getting madder by the minute until they stopped. Edd then heard Matt running down the stairs. Matt appeared in front of Edd. His shirt was to small for him (it rode up a bit) and his shorts looked way to skinny.
"Eddhelpmenoneofmyclotgesfitandithinkimfathelpme!"
Edd just looked at Matt. He seemed to be expecting something.
"Matt. I don't think your fat! Your perfect they way you are! Also,"
"What?"
"Those shorts make your thighs look thicc."
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