Edd: I love you too, you filthy animal.
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Tord: I got kicked out of Barnes and Noble because I put all the Bible's in the fiction section.
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Tom: The German word for 'Dick head' can also be translated into 'ass violin' and I think that's beautiful
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Matt: so I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around on the floor- how- how do I process this?
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