Paul: "Pat."
Pat: "What?"
Paul: "I love you. Not in a PATtonic way."
Pat: "NO."
Paul: "Pay."
Pay: "Wassup Eyebrows."
Paul: "your gonna Pay for that."
Pay: *dies*
Paul: "IM EDDSTATIC FOR THE NEW EDDISODE!"
Pat: "There are no more eddisodes."
Paul: *the sound of dying whales*
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