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Paul: "Pat."

Pat: "What?"

Paul: "I love you. Not in a PATtonic way."

Pat: "NO."

Paul: "Pay."

Pay: "Wassup Eyebrows."

Paul: "your gonna Pay for that."

Pay: *dies*

Paul: "IM EDDSTATIC FOR THE NEW EDDISODE!"

Pat: "There are no more eddisodes."

Paul: *the sound of dying whales*

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