Eddsworld Oneshots & memes!

Wooooah there

Matt: *making fish noises*

Tord: "How do you make fish nois-"

Matt: "SOMETHING SMELLS FISHY"

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Pay: "oh hey"

Tim: "sup bitch"

Pay: "stop acting all edgy it's weirding me out."

Tim: "Oh no! Oh my, I'm so sorry for making you feel uncomfortable!"

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Edd: "so I'm gay,"

Random person: "you don't look gay."

Edd: "oh I'm sorry should I just-" *puts in rainbow leotard and makeup* "better?"

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Matt: "I shat in a Walmart once."

Tom: "WHA HA?!"

Matt: "it wasn't like a nineteen year old decision of mine I was six ok?!"

Tom: "WAT THE SEIT"

Matt: "it was either; Tell mom in need to shit, or shit here."

Matt: "I chose option b."

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Tord: "fuck."

Tom: "correction; fucc."

Tord: "you can suck my dick To-"

Tom: "ITS SUCC."
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Tord, singing: "I hate myself, I'm Gaaaay! My dik is tooo smal!! GAYYYY!"

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Edd: "AAAAAAAA"

Tom: "a."

Tord: "AAAAAAA"

Matt, running in: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"

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