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So

So I have an idea for a AU and I'm to lazy to write it. Is that bad? I think it's bad.

Anyway.

Pirates AU.

-Edd is captain.
-Tom is first mate.
-Tord captain of other ship (used to be first mate for Edd)
-Matt is a male siren who falls for Edd.
-Hallucard is cabin boy.
-Paul and Pat are both quartermasters for Tord.
-The rejects are stuck in davey jones locker.
-Johnny Depp is there.
-Eduardo, Mark, and Jon are all part of the British empires fleet.
-Lucy Ben and Kate are natives on the island of fuck you.
-fritz_smith (bc she so hawt) is also a siren along with Kim, Laurel and Katya
-Commander Bais crew is like davey jonses crew
-Bing and Larry are steampunk inventors on land
-Rat puppet man hides in the hull of Edd's ship
-Zanta and Santa were captured by the British.
-Ringo is now an African Grey Parrot
-Susan is a fiddle

SO YEH