Best first: Jokes about unemployed people are not funny. They just don't work.
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Why was the toilet paper rolling down the mountain?
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To get to the bottom.
2
Apparently taking a day off is not something you should do when you work for a calendar company.
3
The guests in this hotel are always stealing all the soaps, shower gels and shampoos from their rooms.
Dirty bastards!
4
Dracula didn’t have many friends because he was a real pain in the neck.
5
Whenever I undress in the bathroom, my shower gets turned on.
6
Sometimes it is very important if a sentence was said by a man or a woman. A good example: “I used a whole pack of tissues during that awesome movie yesterday!”
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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, it simply waved.
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If a wild pig kills you, does it mean you’ve been boared to death?
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Aim for the stars! But first take care of the bodyguards.
10
Little Johnny: "Mom, can I get a dog at Christmas, please?"
Mother:" No, you’ll be getting turkey, like every year!"
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