1
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
2
A guy was admitted to hospital with 8 plastic horses in his stomach.
His condition is now stable.
3
A patient bursts into a doctor’s office, "Doctor, I believe I'm a deck of cards!"
The doctor calmly replies, "Go sit in the waiting room, please, I'll be dealing with you later."
4
What was the football coach yelling at the vending machine?
“Gimme my quarter back!!!”
5
What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk?
Winnie the Pooh.
6
Do you know how they make holy water? They boil the hell out of it!
7
Two wi-fi antennas got married last Saturday. The reception was fantastic.
8
Notice on a shoe repair shop:
I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
9
Why does Peter Pan fly all the time?
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He Neverlands.
10
I don’t want to cut my hair! I’m really attached to it!
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