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1 nightofthelivingdeadpoetssociety:
I was standing on the bus back from uni and the driver suddenly braked really hard and this girl like flew across the bus and somehow I caught her and without thinking I said 'I think you just fell for me' and I sh*t you not the entire bus applauded me.
NEWS UPDATE the girl has just added me on Facebook.

2 thisismedisappearing:
I stubbed my toe and naturally I screamed "mOTHERF*CKER" and then my dad poked his head out of the living room and said "you rang?"

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4 stripedpants:Title: That took guts

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4 stripedpants:
Title: That took guts

My brother's friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.
So being the clever person he was
On each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,
THIS
IS
DARING
And he later got accepted.

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