A/N I just realized this joke was repeated, but I liked it so I gave it its own part.
A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one to spend eternity in. In the first room, people are standing in dirt up to their necks. The guy says "no, let me see the next room." In the second room, people are standing with dirt up to their noses. Guy says no again. Finally, Satan opens the door to the third room. People are standing with dirt up to their knees, drinking coffee and eating danish pastries. The guy says, "I pick this room." Satan says okay and starts to leave, and the guy wades in and starts pouring some coffee. On the way out Satan yells, "O.K., coffee break's over. Everyone back on your heads!"
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