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A man got hit hard in the head with a can of 7Up. He’s alright though, it was a soft drink.
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Q. Why do the French like to eat snails so much?
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A. They can’t stand fast food.
3
Tonight I dreamt of a beautiful walk on a sandy beach.
At least that explains the footprints I found in the cat litter box this morning
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8 p.m. I get an SMS from my girlfriend: Me or football?!
11 p.m. I SMS my girlfriend: You of course.
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"Wait for me honey, I’m just finishing my make-up."
"You don’t need make-up, Jane."
"Oh, Richard…. really? That is so sweet of you!"
"You need plastic surgery."
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De Todo𝔻𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕦𝕞𝕡𝕤? 𝔻𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕦𝕡? Well, welcome to the joke book! WARNING: Not all jokes belong to me. They may be repeated throughout the book. It may also contain random memes an...
