𝔻𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕦𝕞𝕡𝕤? 𝔻𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕦𝕡?
Well, welcome to the joke book!
WARNING: Not all jokes belong to me. They may be repeated throughout the book. It may also contain random memes an...
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1. My phone's low battery warning is the only warning I take seriously.
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2. MATH Mental Abuse To Humans
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3. If Plan A fails, remember that you have 25 letters left.
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4. If train x leaves London at 187 Kmph and train Y leaves New York at 160 Kmph then...
Then at what point in my life will this help me?
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5. I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.
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6. I tried to catch fog yesterday, Mist.
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7. 10 facts about you 1. You r reading this right now 2. You r realising that is a stupid fact 4. You didn't notice I skipped three. 5. You're checking now 6. You r smiling. 7. You're still reading this even thought its stupid 9. You didn't realise I skipped eight. 10. You r checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again 11. You r enjoying this. 12. You didn't realise there's supposed to be 10 facts.
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8. Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice Son: No Dad: The girl is Bill Gates' daughter Son: Then OK Dad goes 2 Bill Gates Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son. Bill Gates: No Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank. Bill Gates: Then OK Dad goes 2 the President of the World Bank. Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO of ur bank President: No! Dad: he is the son-in-law of Bill Gates President: Then OK! This is BUSINESS.
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9. Sorry I can't today
My sister's friend's mother's grandpa's brother's grandson's uncle fish died. And yes, it was very tragic...
