The Best Yo Mama Jokes |apparently|
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Your mother is so ugly, your father takes her with him to work so he wouldn't have to kiss her goodbye.
2
Your mom is so ugly, people break into her house just to close the curtains.
3
Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, when she smiled at traffic, it slowed down.
4
Yo momma's so fat, even Dora can't explore her.
5
Yo momma's so fat, it took me two trains, a plane, and a bus to get to her good side.
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