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I farted in an Apple store today and everyone yelled at me. It's not my fault they don't have Windows.
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Can't believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in.
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My grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.
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Why are ghosts encouraged to work at bars? They raise the spirits!
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BONUS PUN (I think)
Have you ever wondered how ships get shipped? Here is a picture of a shipping ship shipping a ship-load of ships. Confused yet?
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Jokes, Puns and Sayings
Random𝔻𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕦𝕞𝕡𝕤? 𝔻𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕦𝕡? Well, welcome to the joke book! WARNING: Not all jokes belong to me. They may be repeated throughout the book. It may also contain random memes an...
