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Hearing voices in your head is normal. Listening to them is quite common. Arguing with them – acceptable. It is only when you lose that argument that you get in real trouble.
2
Of course I have a talent. I'm really good in bed. Sometimes I sleep more than 9 hours in one go.
3
"If I wanted to commit suicide, I would climb up to the height of your ego and jump down to your IQ level."
4
A jellyfish has existed as a species for 500 million years, surviving just fine without a brain. That gives hope to quite a few people.
5
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. I am perfect.
6
Do people talk about you behind your back? Simply fart.
7
I’m on a strict seafood diet. I see food, I eat it.
8
A housewife's battle:
The household stares at me. I stare right back. Without breaking eye contact, I slide a piece of chocolate in my mouth. I won!
9
No thanks, I didn't fight my way to the top of the food pyramid to become a vegetarian.
10
How stupid are you?
a) very
b) A
c) B
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Jokes, Puns and Sayings
Random𝔻𝕠𝕨𝕟 𝕚𝕟 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕕𝕦𝕞𝕡𝕤? 𝔻𝕠 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕟𝕖𝕖𝕕 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕥𝕙𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕠 𝕔𝕙𝕖𝕖𝕣 𝕪𝕠𝕦 𝕦𝕡? Well, welcome to the joke book! WARNING: Not all jokes belong to me. They may be repeated throughout the book. It may also contain random memes an...
