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What is the worst combination of illnesses?
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Alzheimer’s and diarrhea. You’re running, but can’t remember where.
2
“Have you been sleeping by an open window, like I told you?” asks a doctor his patient.
“Yes, just like you said, doc.”
“And is the bronchitis gone now?”
“Not yet, so far the only things gone are my laptop and cellphone.”
3
At an interview: “In the beginning, you’ll be earning 20 000, later on it can go up to 40 000.”
“OK, I’ll come again later then.”
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