I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She ran away from the ball.
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I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction.
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I was walking through a quarry and said to the foreman, "That's a big rock!" "Boulder," he replied.
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What do you call a president that has to do a lot of laundry? Washing-ton.
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Why aren’t koalas actual bears?
The don’t meet the koalafications.
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How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
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My grandfather died peacefully, in his sleep…
…not screaming like the passengers in his car.
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What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between you and me, something smells.
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Sometimes I tuck my knees into my chest and lean forward.
That’s just how I roll.
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