D.I.R.T. - A RWBY Fanfic Complete

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David woke from his dream with a cold sweat covering his body. All he could remember was fear, an emotion he had not felt in a long time, and something to do with squash. Which was baffling because he did not hate squash. In fact, he found it quite delicious especially when used in would. Having only those two aspects from his dream stick with him he could not help but have a sense of foreboding.

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Deep within the school library a blonde demon laughed evilly as she prepared her plans to dominate the world for a day. For today was her favorite day of the year.

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Tigris yawned as she walked into the dining hall for breakfast only for her jaw to freeze at the sight in front of her. Several kids had buckets on their heads while others were drenched from head to toe. And one even was wrapped in toilet paper.

"What's going on here?" Rose asked her coming up from behind.

"That's what I'd like to know." Tigris replied.

"Hide!" Ruby suddenly popped out of a nearby trashcan. "It's the day of the demon!" Before either of them could ask what she meant or why she was in the trash she popped back down.

"What?" Tigris gawked.

"Mwahahahahaha!" A female voice suddenly echoed across the room causing all the students to flinch before scattering for a hiding place. "Two more victims for the Queen to play with!"

Standing atop of one of the tables suddenly was the culprit responsible for the voice. And beside her was her apparent accomplice.

"Yang. Iris." Tigris growled. "What are you doing?" Both girls were wearing masks that did nothing to hide their identity.

"I do not know who this Yang you speak of is." Yang shouted. "I am the Queen of the night here to cause terror! But with a name like that I'm sure this Yang person is a sexy beast."

Tigris slapped her palm on her face. This idiot.

"And I am not Iris!" Iris stepped forward. "I am her Queen's faithful companion and minion of darkness! Though I can only imagine this Iris person is married to the strongest man here! Perhaps I'll make him mine!"

"I haven't seen David."

"Oh phooie!" Tigris facepalmed again.

"Cower in fear weaklings!" Yang continued giving Iris a dirty look. "Only our greatest adversaries can defeat us!"

"Yang." Blake walked in rubbing her eyes. "What's with this note you left me?"

Note:

Come steal a kiss from me baby!

Ps. I'll be in the dining room.

"I have no idea what your talking about!" Yang shouted. "I am neither this beautiful awesome Yang you speak of nor responsible for that letter!"

"It's a Saturday." Blake whined. "Can't we do this some other time?"

"It can only be today!" Yang cried out. "For today my powers are at their greatest!" Her hand shot up causing an explosion. "Also it so happens that I can be defeated by a kiss from a lovely maiden."

"And I can only be defeated by someone with a powerful name!" Iris chimed in before quickly running up to Tigris. "Give this letter to David if you see him."

Note:

I'm waiting.

Ps. Rose will do too.

"Is she for real?" Tigris asked showing Rose the letter. Rose face went white as she realized what it meant.