The Juliet Dilemma

Planning

Anthony is underlined bold.
Romeo is plain bold.
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Monday, March 21st, 4:09 PM

Dude!

Dude!

Dude!

What?

I need advice.

Don't ask Ivy for advice. That's my advice.

What? No, I'm coming to you. I'm not quite sure why...

What do you need and how desperate are you.

I feel like an eight...

So desperate.

Yeah...

Care to let me in on what your dilemma actually is?

Juliet...

DANG IT, RO! SERIOUSLY?

Yeah...

Ask her out already. You've done it before.

Yeah but she thought I was joking all those times.

For Pete's Sake! She likes you!

I was maybe thinking she might. Are you sure?

Ugh...

Anthony Russo has added Ivy Collins to the chat.

What do you weirdos need?

Does your BEST FRIEND WHO TELLS YOU EVERYTHING like Cameron?

Yeah, it's so obvious. Cameron, just grow a pair and ask her out already or else I'll be forced to meddle and you were not happy the last couple times I did that.

...Why am I friends with you again?

Because I'm Russo's girl and Julie's "sister". And because I'm delightful.

Not exactly the word I would use...

Shut up, Russo.

Love you.

Take your flirting elsewhere, please.

And the biggest hypocrite award goes too... Romeo Cameron!

Back on subject... How should I ask Julie out?

Open your mouth and say the words is what I recommend.

Well I already suggested growing a pair so...

You are both unhelpful.

Does it look like I care?

I don't know. I can't see your face.

But with all the meddling you've done I would assume you do care.

...Touché

Listen, dude, the worst she can say is no.

Oh yeah? What if Ivy had said no?

Yeah, Russo? What if Ivy said no?

I don't know. She didn't say no. I probably would have gotten over it, even though it would have sucked.

Yeah fine...

Dude, you have until Friday.

Wait what?

If you don't ask her out before Friday I'm going to be doing some meddling of my own because I'm tried of the two of you skirting around your feelings and causing all of the relationship drama. If I have to give you that push I will. I'll be plan B.

...Sometimes I really don't like you.

Like I care. >:D

You're evil.

What's your point?

Oh boy...

I guess I'm going to ask Julie on an official date then.

I guess you will. >:)

Why do I have the feeling that you two should not have conversations with each other?

You have until Friday. Also just an FYI I took a screenshot of this chat and I can send it to Julie any time I want.

What am I dating?

Satan...

A teenager girl. They are much worse.

Have fun! Don't break her heart! Or else. >:)

See you later.

Ivy Collins has left the chat.

Dude, your girlfriend kind of scares me.

Me too, dude. Me too.