The Juliet Dilemma

Flirt?

Julie is italics
Ivy is underlined

Wednesday, March 23rd, 3:37 PM

Ivy!

JULIE! What?

So I was talking to Romeo and I dropped my notebooks and he picked them up. Inside on the first page was his name written over and over with little hearts! I didn't even realize I did that. It was so absent minded.

Ooh you got it bad.

WHY? Now he knows that I like him.

Why don't you just tell him how you feel?

Rejection hurts.

He's not going to reject you. And even if he did (which I know for a fact he wouldn't do) you are stronger than that. You are Juliet Hunter. You can overcome anything.

Yeah... I guess.

Listen, Jules, just ask him out. I don't see no reason not to.

Are you sure?

Positive. You can totally do it!

But what if he says no.

If ifs and buts were candy and nuts we'd all... Have way too much candy and nuts so our obesity rates would skyrocket.

Merry Christmas.

Julie, it's nearly April. It's a little late for that, don't you think?

No you said the expression wrong. It's ifs and buts were candy and nuts we'd all have a merry Christmas.

Eh same thing.

I don't think it is.

Well, anyway you should ask him out.

How?

>:D

Oh no...

By using a little friend of his.

Huh?

You know, an old friend of his. They annoyed you at first?

Anthony?

Wait Anthony annoyed you?

Yeah back in elementary and middle school. Him and Romeo would always tease me and call me braces.

Fair.

He annoyed you too.

Okay yeah that's true, but that's not what I was talking about.

Oh, who's Romeo's old friend then?

Pick up lines

Pick up lines?

Pick up lines.

I can't use pick up lines on Cameron!

Yes you can.

You just think it'd be hilarious to see me make a fool out of myself.

Nope! If he likes you he'll take the hint. If he doesn't he'll think it's a joke.

...Fair point, but I just can't.

Try

But Ivy!

Just try! Because he likes you and you like him and why aren't you dating already?! Just get together! It's not as hard as you think!

Fine I'll make a fool out of myself.

You won't.

Oh I will.

Don't you think you should take the chance? Romeo has been the one taking the leap every time in your relationship. Maybe you should just let yourself be made a fool of for once.

...You called him Romeo. You always call him Cameron.

Maybe because I'm serious.

Fine...

And people say I have horrible advice.