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❛ WHAT ARE THE ODDS? ❜ladyaashdown for aslan's sake ed, i just woke up
tagged: kingedthejust location: cair paravel infirmary
12.6k LIKES | 7.3k COMMENTSusername: bRO
username: wait YAYAY
username: BLOODY WOW SHE'S AWAKE
username: this is so exciting, athena is actually awake wow wow omg
queenlucy: MY GIRL YES
thegentlequeen: WHY AM I ONLY FINDING OUT ABOUT THIS NOW!?!?!?!!?
ladyaashdown: i apologise, ed got me a new phone and the first thing he did was (without telling me) take this photo
kingedthejust: @ladyaashdown the best way to reveal that your alive obviously
ladyaashdown: @kingedthejust you idiot
username: DOES PETE KNOW YOU ALIVE
username: i think the edthena fandom are chill now
username: umm no we don't know the definition of 'chill'
queenlucy: idk how you did it, but how does someone wake up from a coma and still look good
ladyaashdown: @queenlucy idk genetics???
hmkinglune: if this is what you look like half awake, i cannot imagine the beauty of you kicking butt fully armoured on the battlefield
username: asdfghjkl another king i can't handle this
ladyaashdown: @hmkinglune BLIMEY, how does one react to the king of archenland casually complimenting your appearance on your social media post? is there a book than can help me over come this shock and excitement? can anyone identify the symptoms of being star struck? cause golly gosh i think i am.
highkingpeter: @ladyaashdown how come you get so excited over king lune commenting, but not me?
kingedthejust: @highkingpeter learn the art of being replaced, brother dearest.
username: move over edthena and atheter, there's a new ship in town: LUNA
username: YESSSSSSS LUNE X ATHENA i seeeee itttttt
hrhjunolaelia: cute 😘
username: then a blooming PRINCESS comments? someone put me in a coma too please!
username: idk that sounded really passive aggressive to me!?!?!?
thegentlequeen: @ladyaashdown how are you getting shipped with every guy you exchange even a little eye contact with. the last suitor i had was that old man from the lone islands???
ladyaashdown: @thegentlequeen i just woke up, i can't deal with self confidence this early in the morning — or ever, in fact
username: @ladyaashdown i can relate
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