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GROUP CHAT❛ SOMEDAY THERE'LL BEMORE OF US ❜

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GROUP CHAT
SOMEDAY THERE'LL BE
MORE OF US

peter pan 💥, su 🏹, eddie ⭐️✨, lu 👑, goddess no. 1 🌻, goddess no. 2 ☘️,
peri peri 🍁 & jules 🌷

peter pan 💥
ED

eddie ⭐️✨
whAT!?

peter pan 💥
you're not supposed to give it away yet!

eddie ⭐️✨
#sorrynotsorry

jules 🌷
you know that this is the one thing they need to do officially
just like how we did with arthur and tavi

eddie ⭐️✨
i know. . .
it's not my child this time, though

peri peri 🍁
we're the two uncles now, ed
we have to be responsible for once.

goddess no. 2 ☘️
oh no, it's fine peridan.
you're already responsible with other people's children, especially with arthur and tavi.
it's ed we need to worry about

eddie ⭐️✨
it's because i have no experience with other people's children!

goddess no. 1 🌻
you looked after cor when he was here, ed
surely that counts

eddie ⭐️✨
but he was like, eleven when he stayed here!
not my brother's unborn, unspeaking, unconscious child
that's, like, totally different!

su 🏹
you'll just have to learn how to deal with the public and other children better
and by this rate you'll be putting athena and peter off having any more children in the future with the way you're handling things

eddie ⭐️✨
um su, have you forgotten the vase and arthur incident from last year??
why would you want more children in the castle??

su 🏹
this child will have a more sensible father, i think my future vases will be alright

goddess no. 2 ☘️
trust me, i don't think edmund is going to put us off having more children

eddie ⭐️✨
sTOP IT.
you're putting images into my head that i don't want to see
my brother and my best friend. . .? ew.

peter pan 💥
we've been married for four and a half years, ed

eddie ⭐️✨
i still don't want to imagine it!

lu 👑
hahahahahaha
welcome to the world ed
if you haven't noticed, we're not all teenagers anymore

peri peri 🍁
is anyone else remotely confused by ed's outburst
i think he forgets that he's twenty-four. . . not fourteen

goddess no. 1 🌻
we can be confused together!

jules 🌷
as long as you don't call your child edmund then i'll be happy

peter pan 💥
i want to confirm that 'edmund' is thankfully not on the list, juliet

jules 🌷
thank goodness!
that is something that i would like to avoid as much as possible

goddess no. 2 ☘️
two edmunds in the castle?
i shudder at the thought

eddie ⭐️✨
i'm not THAT bad?
am i?

lu 👑
hmmmm
debatable

★★★

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