LAMP-POST
❛ NO MATTER WHAT
SHE TELLS YOU ❜highkingpeter you may not be my best man, peridan, but you are certainly my best friend. thanks for being with me on my last couple days of unmarried life. (click the video link for proof of peridan babysitting me and ed for an entire night)
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9.5K LIKES | 6.1K COMMENTSusername: this new dude has a halo and i am loving it
username: 'new' okay then you fake fans peridan is the og human narnian
username: that video is so funny how
kingedthejust: comment ur favourite quote. i'm obviously going to quote myself here with 'two kings and an earl walk into a bar' and that whole joke
peridanlord: all these comments look so funny without context
highkingpeter: @peridanlord especially ed's, that whole situation was more embarrassing for me than he thinks
username: peridan needs credit for this gem: 'there's not much you can do with two kings on a night out without raising suspicion. and by that i mean we've been outside five minutes and i can already see about eight cameras. you two are the lamps and they are the moths.'
peridanlord: @username it was my shining moment
username: i love these dorks
username: how does a king have a party in public?? isn't that going to be infiltrated by fans etc etc
username: i sAW YOU THREE
kingedthejust: @highkingpeter @peridanlord i'm glad the others haven't seen this i don't want them to be scarred for life
highkingpeter: @kingedthejust your dad dancing has scarred me for life, ed. how am i going to cope?
peridanlord: @kingedthejust @highkingpeter what gives you the impression they haven't seen this already?
kingedthejust: @peridanlord i wouldn't be able to look athena in the eye again
username: wHAT
username: what did they do!?!!>?!
username: this video is edited what are you hiding
kingedthejust: @username to explain, peridan beat athena's record for eating the largest ice cream cone in ten minutes and that is one thing she prides herself on
peridanlord: @kingedthejust i hope you appreciate that i felt very sick afterwards
highkingpeter: @peridanlord i'll make you a certificate
peridanlord: @highkingpeter this moment has beaten out getting knighted as the best moment of my life. i'm getting a certificate for eating an ice cream
username: this has cured me
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HELPLESS | NARNIA AU
Fanfiction❛ IF IT TAKES FIGHTING A WAR FOR US TO MEET, IT WILL HAVE BEEN WORTH IT. ❜ in which the world turns to the kings and queens of old, but the kings and queens turn to a lonely knight. 𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙋𝙇𝙀𝙏𝙀𝘿 ...