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GROUP CHAT❛ A MOMENT ALONE IN THE SHADE ❜

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GROUP CHAT
A MOMENT ALONE IN THE SHADE

peter pan 💥, su 🏹, eddie ⭐️✨, lu 👑, goddess no. 1 🌻 & goddess no. 2 ☘️

eddie ⭐️✨
you two aren't just killing us anymore
you're killing everyone else
just set a date already!

goddess no. 1 🌻
i think you two have courted each other long than any monarch has courted anybody

goddess no. 2 ☘️
we're not just courting though, juno
we're engaged and that's a little bigger

goddess no. 1 🌻
ugh we know but it's painful
you don't understandddddd
as the captain of this ship
i demand it

peter pan 💥
our relationship isn't fan service

goddess no. 2 ☘️
agreed
we'll decide in our own time
thank you very much

su 🏹
it's getting frustrating because you're hesitant

peter pan 💥
we're not hesitant, su
please remember that we love each other more than we ever have

lu 👑
which is great
but you can't just be engaged forever

goddess no. 2 ☘️
*heavy sigh*

eddie ⭐️✨
*heavy sigh?*

goddess no. 2 ☘️
you're all right
we've got to face it peter

peter pan 💥
it's just pLANNING
I DON'T HAVE THE ENERGY TO PLAN

su 🏹
you've never planned anything in your life, peter pevensie
i, however. . .

goddess no. 2 ☘️
fine, you're the planner then, su
what can i say?
she's got it more under-control than i do

peter pan 💥
but i want it perfect this time
not a tacky show of wealth like the plans for juno and i
it's got to be something we both think is perfect
and. . . no offence juno

goddess no. 1 🌻
oh don't worry about me
none taken
i hated it

eddie ⭐️✨
peter you sap
you're so in love it's almost unbearable

peter pan 💥
thanks little bro for the compliment?

goddess no. 2 ☘️
alllrrrriiiggghhhhttt then
date picking time?

lu 👑
my birthday

su 🏹
they're not getting married on your birthday, lucy

lu 👑
why not?

su 🏹
you know why

lu 👑
. . . fine

eddie ⭐️✨
as much as i adore the idea of having my brother and best friend's wedding in your birthday, lu
i'm not buying two sets of presents for two occasions on the same day

goddess no. 1 🌻
well! that is a valid answer

goddess no. 2 ☘️
why not some time in the autumn?
maybe on queen helen's day?

peter pan 💥
that's a lovely idea
can we set it for queen helen's day?

lu 👑
that's so romantic it makes me want to throw up

eddie ⭐️✨
i agree
it's the historical day of queen helen,
the day she declared a national holiday to celebrate relationships
it's a bit like valentine's day in england

goddess no. 2 ☘️
wasn't it on that day a thousand knights swore loyalty to her as an equal to king frank

eddie ⭐️✨
yes, i believe it was

peter pan 💥
is that alright for you, susan?
it's only two months away

goddess no. 1 🌻
and, y'know, you still have to announce it to the public that you two are actually engaged instead of courting.
you only told us a . . . hmmm . . . whole year ago!

su 🏹
i got this, don't you worry

goddess no. 2 ☘️
can i leave now?
it's kinda getting uncomfortable talking about our engagement like this

peter pan 💥
yep, i'm about to go duel
anyone care to join?

goddess no. 2 ☘️
i will!

peter pan 💥
see you down there x

eddie ⭐️✨
so,
off they go to 'duel'

lu 👑
eDMUND

eddie ⭐️✨
what? you were the one thinking it

lu 👑
no. . . i wasn't. . .

su 🏹
oh shhhhhhh you two
back to work, we've a wedding to plan

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