Am I big enough to be a monster's meal? I feel like I'm too bony. Maybe they would make a necklace out of my hair and teeth. What of they fed my abnormally small hands and feet to their monster babies? I swear there are clapping noises and it's scaring me and why the hell are those cats eating their dinner and 3 in the morning scaring the heck out of me? Also why is this couch so small just let me lie on it comfortably gosh.
I have no service here either so the zombie apocalypse could have started or something and someone is trying to tell me but can't reach me.
Can you tell that im a morning person?
