The time i had a boyfriend... -.-

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by CuddleyAnimal

by CuddleyAnimal

(Guy friend) hey Cuddley? could we sit alone at a lunch table... I need to talk to you?
(Happy me) sure!
{head} aww no... another person with issues dat need solving
{guy friends head} YEY IMMA ASK HER OUT
*later sitting down at table*
(Me) so what's up? *eats pear*
(Guy friend) well uh.... would you be my girlfriend?

[outside there is silence]
[inside Cuddley mind]
Aww IM SCREWED BLEEP BLEP WHY DOES DIS HAPPEN TO MEH I CANT SAY NO HE A NICE GUY AND MEH FRIEND WHAT DO I DO AHHH JNSJNSIJCJDNISJDJIFHIDJICJIFHDUJSICJUDHHDIFJIFJCIJFJFIJFICJFI I GOTTA SAY SOMETHING, OMG WHAT IF HE THE ONLY GUY WHO EVER WILL LIKE MEH.. WHAT IF NO ONE WILL EVER LIKE MEH!? AHHHHH
(Outside me) sure!
(Apparently my boyfriend now) cool!
*awkward silence*
(Me) uhhh can we keep this a secret... I want to avoid drama and all that
(Guy) sure
*awkward silence*
(His friend) YOU GUYS SHOULD KISS
(Inside my head) dear god what have I got myself into just bring Miley Cyrus and the wrecking ball right now.....

(A month later) telling my friend..
(Me).. umm I need to tell you something
(Mind) hopefully she can get me out of this
(Bff) what?
(Me) me and ********* are dating
(Bff) OMG RLLY!? I KNEW HE LIKED YOU! OMG I SHIP IT SO MUCH AHHHHHHH
(Me) SHHHHHHH
(Mind) fudge my life....

End of the year
(Me) umm bff can you tell ****** we need to break up and that I'm not ready for dating
(Bff) SURE! oh can I ask him out after telling him? he is hot
(Me) SURRRREEEE knock yourself out
*they get together then break up months later becuz he would not stop staring at meh*

Da END