(Me) okay thunder I need you to roast the world
(Thunder) okay just give me a barbecue XD
(Me) XD
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(Thunder) Okay heres the problem with this generation:
Nothing
We worry too much about what's wrong with us....
That we forget to worry about ourselves..
I can scroll through goggle and see a twenty minutes paragraph about people writing about a controversial topic literally nobody cares about...
I mean in that time you wrote that comment you could have bought a homeless person a burger
But you know... ;)
Our generation is the most laziest generation....
Naw I'll tell you who was the laziest generation
The generation who tells you their generation was better-
Well look at them now, sitting and knitting clothes watching Fox News
But I gives the credit for being able to sit through every riot and argument the news gives them to watch
I mean if I was their age I'd probably be half asleep
/flash/
(News lady) there's a lot of riots because of the result of the carrot cake murder that happen six years ago
(Thunder) zzzzzz- AH oh.. it's this again.. that's why I was asleep
/flash back/
*thunder smiles*
(Thunder) and don't even get me started with the land of the free
More like the land of murder if you even bring up the president... I've never seen so many John booths in sooo many places before
Like I could on the street right now and show you-
/flash/
(Thunder) I LOVE OUR PRESIDENT
*some random dude punches him in the face*
(Dude) HES RACIST *whistles entourage and thunder gets beat up*
/flash back with thunder in crutches/
(Thunder) so much for freedom of speech... then again
/flash/
(Thunder) AYE AYE OFFICER YA LOOK LIKE A STUPID FACE
(Officer)......
*gets handcuffs and arrest him*
/flash back to a prison cell/
(Thunder) that's another thing there's a lot of problem with officers.... I mean today I kinda feel bad for officers....
/flash/
*sits in cop car drinking coffee*
*some guy speeds and squiggles and he chases after him, stopping him*
(Thunder) sir, you were going 96 miles for hour, I'm going to have to ask you to step out of your car and let me inspect it
(Guy) oh OH IS THIS BECAUSE IM YELLOW!? YOU THINK I GOT STUFF
(Thunder) O.O I NEVER SAID-
(Guy) IM TOTALLY MAKING A LONG TWEET ABOUT DIS ON TWEETER YA RACIST BLUE GUY
(Thunder)..........
But wasn't that racist-
(Guy) LIKE OMG *taps on a book* IM CALLING THE POLICE DEPARTMENT AND REPORTING THIS HARASSMENT
(Thunder) O-O um sir that's a book...
(Guy) AW NOW THAT IM YELLOW U THINK IM STUPID
(Thunder) no I think your drunk....
/flash back/
(Thunder) the thing is.. people these days try too hard to be special but forget how to be normal- heck we have a saying called special snowflakes...
Yea...
We are...
Real.....
Special....
In fact so special we like to call ourselves independent
Yea right- all you got to do is go to the radio and listen to half the thirsty songs to know that's a COMPLETE LIE
/flash/
*turns on radio in car*
(Song) so baby pull me closer-
(Thunder) nope
*turns to a different station*
(Song) a little less conversation and a little more touch my body
(Thunder) Dafudge...
*turns song*
(Song) undress my love I'm coming over-
(Thunder) O.O WHAT IS WRONG YOU PEOPLE
*turns radio*
(Song) hey sexy boy come with, don't be so shy play with me
(Thunder).... IS THIS EVEN MUSIC OR A SAD EXCUSE FOR LONELY PEOPLE
*turns radio*
(Song) IM GONNA LOVE YA, UNTIL YOU HATE ME
(Thunder) dear god I'm glad I'm not your guy
*turns radio*
(Song) STARSHIPS ARE MEANT TO FLY HANDS UP AND TOUCH THE SKY
(Thunder) finally a decent song...
(Song) F**** who you want-
(Thunder) .....
....
........
.........
*drives car off a cliff*
/flash back/
(Thunder) and there's...feminism.... look! I support women who want to equal, but there's a difference between being equal and being plain rude, acting like your better than the rest
I mean I don't think any guy is going to bow down to you like a Queen because your a lady...
That's like saying that since your a women you have to do all the things I desire because I'm a guy
Which is not right and shouldn't be.
You see people tend to get being equal and being better than a gender mixed up with the word feminism...
It is true that some people- not realizing can seem to think their better
That's just on opinion
I mean I think I'm the hottest
But that doesn't mean you have to shove it in someones face
/flash/
(Thunder) HEY BUSTER
(Buster) what?
*shoves a im the hottest sign in his face*
(Buster) I've seen a lunch lady look better than you....
(Thunder) well that one lunch lady is pretty dang fine-
/flash back/
(Thunder) LIKE I SAID
(Me) YOU THINK THAT LUNCH LADY IS HOTTER THAN ME!?
(Thunder) oh and that's another thing.. our generation gets triggered easily-
No cud.. your beautiful
(Me) but am I hot.....
(Thunder) cud we can't talk here...
(Me) I KNEW U THOUGHT I WASNT HOT, U JUST THINK IM CUTE, WELL WHATEVER ITS NOT LIKE I HAVE FEELINGS
(Thunder) AW CUD COME HERE
(Me) NO DONT TOUCH ME, I DONT WANT TO TALK TO YOU RN
(Thunder)........... agh... women... I can't do anything anymore... this is the worst generation to be a guy....
Speaking of which., I hear all the girls ask
"Omg where did all the nice guys go!?"
(Thunder) TRIGGERED
well just look into all the guys..
Everyone can be nice....
And hey maybe you should idk... look into the geeks
Who play video games...
In their basement...
I think they would really like you...
Instead of looking at all the hot guys.....
But oh well... that's just my advice...
*whistles and slowly walks away*
