Here are some sentences from meh first day at school and home
"Hello class- there's a roach.. CAN SOMEBODY KILL IT" - homeroom teacher /few moments later/ "ew.. ew.."
"Alright, now hurry up.. you don't need all day to go the bathroom- even dou your probably just trying to meet up with your boyfriend... JUST HURRY UP" - sassy tech teach
"All right now.. here's my fur baby, his name is bow and he is my precious baby..." - SS teach
"Alright now, time for the safety and rules papers... yes I know.. sigh.. but I sigh even more because I have 300 hundred kids to go over this with" - art teach
"My class be lit.. just don't mess with me" - homeroom teach
"And I said to him, I DONT WANNA BE A TEACHER, and he said JUST GO GET A DEGREE" - math teach
"I love corgis so much BORK" - kid
/at home/
"Your teachers are pretty cute"
"Dad....... no... not this again.. JUST GO ON MATCH.COM OR SOMETHING"
"WHY WONT THIS DARN TV WORK"
*watches Netflix*
"COME ON, FOR GOD SAKES JUST PUNCH HER OR SLAP HER ALREADY"
