You know I just now remembered this.. and dang.... I want to share it
I present the time I did a last minute Social studies presentation!
IM DA last minute queen...
Also tysm for helping my nerves that day SleepyNinja7
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(Teacher) ALRIGHT YOU HAVE A ENTIRE MONTH TO DO THIS SOCIAL STUDIES PROJECT
You can choose from a song, model or slide
However your more likely to pass if you do a model or slide
(Me) THATS plenty of time
(Teacher) BUT THIS TIME YOU HAVE TO PRESENT IT
(Me) O.O.....
(Inside) OMIGURD IMMA DIE
LLAMAS I MEAN OH NUUUUU
SOCIAL ANXIETY
(Teacher) now you can also record yourself at home doing your presentation
(Me) oh.... phew... I'll do that..
(Teacher) keep in mind you cannot use Wikipedia or just plain google! You must have good credit sources
/ a week later /
(me)... *stares at social studies project paper*
Meh I'll do this next Thursday!
/next Thursday/
(Me) BUT I DONT FEEL LIKE IT 😫
OKAY NEXT WEEK
Repeat process until you reach three days left to finish
(Me) O.O AW CRAP I FORGOT, I HAVE A PROJECT THATS WORTH 40% OF MY GRADE
IF I FAIL..
IM FAILING MIDDLE SCHOOL.... CAUSE MY SOCIAL STUDIES GRADE IS ALREADY BARELY PASSING
*on wattpad*
(Me) SLEEPY IMMA FAIL
(Sleepy) wha?
*I explain entire situation*
(Sleepy) thats your fault....
(Me) I KNOW
(Sleepy) R.I.P cud...
*back to life*
(Me) OKAY...
*BREAKS PIGGY BANK*
DAD IM BEING LAST MINUTE AGAIN, I HAVE A HUGE GRADE DUE IN A FEW DAYS
(Dad) WHAT!!??
(Me) NOW TAKE ME PLZ TO THE STORE TO GET MATERIALS
(Recording)
(Me) welcome to the battle of. Uhhhh....
CUT
Wait I legit know nothing on this...
WELP TIME TO GO TO WIKIPEDIA EVEN THOU I WAS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN NOT TO
*looks on Wikipedia*
(Me) okay.... this makes no sense... nor does that....
Okay that kinda made sense...
ALRIGHT
*takes VERY LITTLE INFORMATION*
(Me) activate Cuddley mode..........
WE MUST. GET THIS DONE.
/the next day/
*my friend laughs violently as she proof watches the video I made*
(Me) O~O
(Best Friend) BAH AHAH THIS THE BEST YEAR THING EVER
I CANT WAIT TILL YOU SHOW IT IN CLASS
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In class
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*everyone in class is bored af, some were half asleep.. people talked in plain voices*
(Teacher) Bri! Your turn...
(Me) O.O....
>\\<
*walks in front of the class VERY NERVOUSLY
REFLECTING ON WHAT I HAVE CREATED*
A-Ahem I did the battle of Shiloh...
*I shake and my heart beats heavily*
I-I made a-a v-video....
(Keep in mind this was the most I've ever talked in front of my class)
*everyone stares at me*
*my cheeks redden as I look down*
(Friend) you got this!
(Bff) I cant wait *insert imaginary popcorn* *she laughs* XDDDDDDDDDD
(Me) >~<
*I tap the play button, AS THE VIDEO PLAYS ON A HUGE SCREEN IN THE CLASSROOM, I quickly run to my desk and hide my face in embarrassment*
(Video me) So.. INSTEAD OF DOING THIS LOOONNNGGGG VIDEO AINT NOBODY GONNA REMEMBER
IVE DECIDED TO PUT ON A PLAY
A very TERRIBLE play 😉
*it switches to me playing WITH MY TOY HORSES AND ARMY MEN AT THE AGE OF 14*
(Toy Guy) IM DA MOST POWERFUL MAN IN THE WORLD, IVE FOUGHT MANY BATTLES.. NO ONE CAN DEFEAT ME MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA-
(Video me) and then he got shot in DA LEG AND DIED
(Guy) bleh...
*EVERYONE IN CLASS BURTS OUT LAUGHING*
(Video me) SO THEN HE WAS REPLACED WITH THIS REALLY CREEPY STARING GUY (I say his name but I can't remember)
I... think that's how you say it..
(Teacher) Actually thats the best pronunciation of his name all day
(Me in my jacket) yey!
(Video me) NOW THE TEACHER IS PROBABLY LIEK WHERE IS THE EDUCATION IN THIS
*I hold up a toy horse*
Hold your horses... I'm getting there 😏😏😏😏😏😏
*MY BEST FRIEND FALLS OUT OF HER CHAIR AND DIES OF LAUGHTER WHILE EVERYONE ELSE LAUGHS*
(Guy) THAT WAS THE CORNIEST PUN EVER XDDDDD
(Video me) now when the army men were attacked...
They were eating their soup.. probably reading their morning paper... sipping tea
All the sudden
BOOM SHACKA LACA YOU UNDER ATTACK SON
(Classmates) XDDDDDDD
(Video me) BUT THEY SOON REALIZED AFTER FIGHTING THAT THEY COULDN'T WIN
(Army guy) RETREAT RETREAT
(Dying army man) TELL MY WIFE I DIDN'T LOVE HER
*DIES*
(Guys) AHHHHHHHHHHH
*i MAKE THE WORST EXPLOSION NOISES*
BOOSH BOOM
(Army Guy) MY LEG
*terrible high pitched screams*
*my class had nonstop laughing*
*I switched back to my face and explain more of the story with fancy words even dou I had no idea what I was saying*
(Me) and that was the battle of Shiloh!
*PEOPLE STAND UP AND CLAP*
(Guy) YOU GOTTA GIVE HER A HUNDRED FOR THAT
*everyone stares at my teacher*
(Teacher).....
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OH YES SHES GETTING A 100%
(Me) :D
(Person) you should be a youtuber
(Other person) DAT WAS BEAUTIFUL
(Bff) IM DED XDDDDD
(My Teacher now continues to show it to EVERY CLASS who has the project)
