Everybody seems to think my life is hilarious
So why not make a fourth one... now as always:
Warning the following contains true stories that not be suitable for people who-
NAHHHH YOULL SEE
I'm now using my Jamaa academy characters as the same way they do in inside out
Also Ilovegaming17
Here's a taste of public school ;D
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(Bus driver) YALL GET OFF THE BUS, THIS IS A FIRE DRILL
(Us) meh.... *walks slowly*
(Bus driver) HURRY BEFORE YOU TURN INTO CHICKEN NUGGETS, ROASTED LITTLE CHILDREN
(Us) O,O
(Kid) AHHHHHHH
*we all run out of the bus
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(Computer teacher) your like a goat
(Guy) hahaha
(Computer) the only difference is your not as cute
(Guy) D: IM TELLING MY MOM
(Computer teach) GO AHEAD, TELL YOUR MOM.. I DONT CARE.. YOUR NOT CUTE
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It was a peaceful day... we had a substitute bus driver
I sat peacefully down in my seat....
(Bus driver) OKAY YALL, IM HUNGRY FOR MCDONALDS... SO EVERYONE SIT DOWN SO I CAN LEAVE AND GET MCNUGGETS
*he turns on the bus engine and speeds away from the school*
*WE ALL HANG ON FOR DEAR LIFE*
(Kid) OH SHIIIIIIII
(Other kid) OH MAH GODDD
*some girl in the back falls into some guys arms like in the animes*
(Me) PFT MAN, WHY DONT THIS HAPPEN TO ME
*I cling to the bus seat*
(Me) AHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Kid) WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE
*he makes a sharp turn around the corner and some kid flies across the bus*
(Other kid) MAN THIS DUDE WANT HIS MCNUGGETS
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(Computer teacher) twerp
(Kid) IM NOT A TWERP
(Computer teacher) TWERP TWERP TWERPTY TWERP, YOUR ALL A BUNCH OF TWERPS
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*i clean my braces with my tongue*
(Guy) don't suck your teeth at me
(Me) ?
(Apparently he was saying something... but yea this is considered rude apparently- I was just cleaning my teeth)
*i slowly start walking away*
(Now you see... I can take nasty jokes from my friends.... but when guys say them.... and they are directly about me.... it's SEVERELY DIFFERENT)
(Guy) that won't be the only thing she be sucking
*he and his friend slyly grin*
*freezes*
(Me) O//O
/Inside/
(Buster) *rocks self intensely* happy thoughts happy thoughts
(Thunder) *DEEPLY INHALES* BUSTER....HOW DO WE.. WHAT DO WE DO.....
(Buster) I DONT KNOW >~<
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Cuddley now presents, how Cuddley deals with real life boys:
(Guy) are you saying I'm stupid!?
(Me) I didn't say you were stupid... I know your stupid
(Guy) :O
/yet Inside me be like:/
(Cinno) your extremely idiotic, *eats popcorn intensely* you give no respect to me, I want to punch you
(Ling) BUT DANG YOU FINE
(Cinno) no Ling, personality is key
(Ling) LOOK AT HIM THOUGH
(Cinno) *hits the reject button in my brain* just no... if he gives us another stupid remark-
(Ling) I MEAN LOOK AT HIS FACE.. HE COULD HAVE FALLEN FROM HEAVEN
(Cinno)... NO
(Ling) *hits blush button*
(Cinno) LING WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
