Hello sir! Welcome to Girls 101
Because we all know you need this class ;D
Oh what? You say you passed it all?
Hmm well from VERY EXTENSIVE RESEARCH
COUGH
it seems you have failed
Miserably
1. Your too obvious-
ly thirsty
I mean it's pretty sad when my most perverted character knows better than you
You seem to be lacking any social interaction with girls
Unless they ran away...
Then I would completely understand ☺️
After all you and your buddies talked about knowing this girl.. very little
OH PFT? YOU KNOW HER
ITS NOT LIKE THERES SUCH THING AS GETTING TO KNOW PERSON
BEFORE YOU TALK ABOUT POTENTIAL TEEN PREGNANCY
what's that? You never said teen pregnancy?
Oh! I was just trying to censor it for my friends!
But you know with your choices of words...
I have a feeling that your choices in general aren't that great either...
you know! I even ran into this girl at my bus stop
She talked about how disgusting it was when you said that..
She is a senior after all... your younger than that..
2. Analyze the girl your trying to flirt with
Since your flirting is severely about making a girl into your personal object
I'd suggest a few things
1. Don't talk to us
THE END
3.
See I was told that guys don't know any better at their age
Even though I've ran into a very nice guy who has more common sense
Infact he became my friend...
However when you try to talk to a girl you like, roses or food is the best way
You don't whisper in their ear "hey.. you know I wanna (censored) you.... you hear me?"
Yes I hear you...
I ALSO HEAR THE POLICE
Specially when your almost 1.... 2... years older
And the person your talking to is 14...
Because not only is that gross
I can now see your future....
And it's not very pretty..
Because not only am I uncomfortable
You actually think this is gonna get you something
WHAT YOU WILL GET IS A SMACK ACROSS THE FACE
And my best friends Katana....
O.O no literally she owns a real katana.....
I pray because of the goodness in me
You don't run into her...
She's been kicked out of 3 schools for getting into fights...
But see I think you have misunderstood the girl you've attempted to talk to
I think you've failed to see the Dogs all over my shoes, the unicorn in my backpack and my Minnie Mouse watch
I'm obviously a kid at heart
That doesn't take that shiz
I mean the random stranger on my bus who said "hey cutie" and winked
Actually knew better
And it probably was a lie...
See I seem to be attracting the wrong attention
After all being quiet and humming its a small world after all
Must do something to you...
But if you want to make me fall in love with you by retrying
You've unfortunately fallen into the
SCPWIV
now what does SCPWIA stand for?
well I'll tell you!
Super Creepy Person Which I Avoid
Section
See your not my type...
I can safely say.. I'm not too much of a thirsty person
I know SOUNDS CONFUSING TO YOU
But if imma get a man
Imma get a MAN
not some little boy
Because the way your acting makes you a little boy to me
Sure I'm nice and I'm beany...
But BISH DONT EVER SAY THAT TO ME
IF YOU GONNA HIT ON ME
YOU GOTTA HAVE SOME CHOCOLATE AND THE NICEST ATTITUDE
BECUZ TRUST ME...
ONLY THEN... WILL YOU RECEIVE.....
A HUG
