(Teacher) hello everybody, welcome to class- WAIT A MINUTE.. ARE TWERKING IN MY CLASS!?
Moments Cuddley has experienced
True 8th grade things ppl have said
And my family has said this past week
(Friend) I mean he's hot
(Me) XD
(Friend) just like my step brother
(Me).........
(Friend) what? we are not blood related
(Me)...........
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So you know how adults always say "well in 8th grade they don't deal with this"
Here's a small argument my teacher allowed
(Person) DRAGONBALLZ IS BETTER
(Person2) BOI THAT SHOW SUCKS, NARUTO IS WAYY BETTER
(Person) HOW DARE YOU
(Person2) I KNOW A BAD SHOW WHEN I SEE ONE
*meanwhile the teacher*
*grades paper as they yell across the room*
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(Teacher) I SWEAR IF I SEE YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES ONE MORE TIME, I WILL UNPLUG YOUR COMPUTER
*ten minutes later he plays video games again, and the teacher unplugs his computer*
(Student) :O!
(Teacher) GAME OVER
(Student) but!
(Teacher) YOU TALKED AND I TOLD YOU NOT TO, SO LOOK WHAT MADE ME DO
*she sings look what you made me do by Taylor Swift as she goes back to her desk*
(Student) YOU ARE NOT TAYLOR SWIFT!
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(Me) haha
(Friend) you know I've actually drank beer right?
(Me) you mean root beer right?
(Friend) no..,,
(Me) O.O
(Friend) my dad let me
(Me) why would your dad...
(Friend) it taste good, doesn't really taste like nothing
(Me) wait a minute.......
Don't do drugs
And don't make friends like these either
But I promise you she's not THAT bad... she's also da girl who said her step brother hot.... and laughed at a dying dog......
OKAY SO MAYBE SHE UH.....
I have no excuse for dis....
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I'm just gonna use the names Tim, Ally and Barbra to replace
And I'm not joking.. THIS IS LEGIT
*Cuddley is at Wendy's with her dad and grandmother*
And we started talking about my mean uncle and we got to dis
(Grandma) and then there was that one time we left you with your uncle Tim and ally
(Me) well at least there was Tim
(Dad) that's what we were afraid of...
(Me).., what? why?
(Dad) because your uncle Tim murdered someone with a hammer....
(Me).. O.O....WHAT!? I THOUGHT UNCLE TIM WAS A NICE GUY!
(Dad) no... not really...
(Grandma) your other aunt, Barbara Killed someone with a axe
(Me) O.O...
*few moments later*
(Me) hey dad do you know what happened to moms mom?
(Dad).... what did she say.....?
(Me) she died at a young age
(Dad) oh
(Grandma) what did happen to her?..
*my dad mumbles trying to make sure I don't hear*
(Dad) she was stabbed to death
(Me) O.O
Grandma..........
NUUUUUU
BRUH IM NOT EVEN LYING, THIS HAPPENED YESTERDAY
(Dad) yea, your mothers side is a family of sociopaths....
And he said to my face....
Oh yea.. and to make it better, this was the moment I remembered my mothers friend stabbed someone and went to prison for three years.....
So the next Cuddley says she has a bad side
I'm not even joking when I say it's in blood.....
Oh god that is actually kinda scary....
